Alex likes palindromes.


Stage manager. Copy editor. Super senior. Overachiever.

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What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Graduating was surreal. My hair looked phenom, though.

Graduating was surreal. My hair looked phenom, though.

woodelvish:

I’m sorry I had to

Source: woodelvish

lnternetexplorers:

♥ boys ♥ make up ♥ shopping ♥ murder ♥

Source: internetexplorers

juztgurlythingz:

http://satans-buttocks.tumblr.com/ submitted

juztgurlythingz:

http://satans-buttocks.tumblr.com/ submitted

Source: juztgirlythingz

Listen, fellow seniors. I appreciate that y’all want to have a good time since we are graduating on Sunday morning. But tonight was my last night to sleep and I need to be up at quarter of 7 to pick up my awesome ass cap that my friend decorated 3 dimensionally with some rull cool theater-y, school spirit-y stuff on it.

That being said, shut your damn mouths and turn down the fucking music if you want to live. My murderous allergies are not helping your likelihood of survival.

Tagged: stage manager wrathgahstfu

kordova:

suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like

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Source: kordova

dvniela:

If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty”.

Source: dvniela

Two Best Friends Play Star Trek [x]

Source: admiralhawkins

owlapin:

owlapin:

owlapin:

MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING

you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im

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im not even lying im so mad

Glad I found this the day after I finished college.

Source: owlapin

geek-supreme:

Dying. They are too cute.

geek-supreme:

Dying. They are too cute.

Source: geek-supreme